I’m not sure who needs to know this, but apparently one can purchase not-so sanitary face masks that contain the scent of a woman. Sounds pleasant until you find out what the scent is and how it gets on the mask.
I know what you’re thinking. Does this news pass the sniff test? Is this a parody?
No, I assure you that the pandemic has caused a titillation among certain segments of the woke population who want to walk around in public flaunting their “dirty little secret.”
What is that dirty secret? Well, it involves a fetish of wearing a mask that contains the actual fragrance of a women’s vagina. Oh, and there are additional options too.
If you are still with me, let’s check out how far this mental rabbit hole goes. Be forewarned that what you read will stay with you today.
new reaction meme of 2021 pic.twitter.com/qdHZXk7I1d— Karen Rucker (@antenna_karen) February 9, 2021
“If you see someone wearing a mask who seems particularly delighted, it might be because they paid for the pleasure of wearing a mask that smells like someone else’s genitals or feet.”
Vice also interviewed Cat, who sells personally scented masks on Snifffr, an adult website that facilitates the sale of mostly used and dirty panties between two parties. Cat has been selling her masks through the site for almost a year and told Vice that pleasure can be a demeaning, two-way street:
“I think people like them because they’re able to enjoy a fetish outside of their home. I think it’s like a little secret only they know and it makes it risky and fun.”
“It’s personally thrilling to me knowing that a mask I’ve had in my panties or shoes is now being worn on someone’s face and they’re enjoying it.”
There are quite a few customization options for masks that contain the DNA of strangers. On Snifffr, masks sell for between $5 and $250, but on average most are around $15, according to Vice.
“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought… there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed… if you are out there…know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.”— #WOMENSART (@womensart1) February 13, 2021
― Frida Kahlo #womensart pic.twitter.com/dSlcm98BXs
A 55-year-old New Jersey woman, Angela Anderson, founded Coronapussy. Her company sells face masks that smell like vaginas for only $4.99. According to Happy Mag:
“Anderson’s methods involve a fine cloth placed in between the legs for two hours and glued to the product. And apparently, it works with 500 units sold in the first 24 hours alone.”
Even though vaccines are being distributed and we're all going through COVID fatigue, it's still up to us to keep each other safe. Thank you #familyQ for these masks that are as bright and colorful as I am 🌈 pic.twitter.com/EpqPWHvIaG— K. Hall (@KahmoraHall) February 15, 2021
If you think $4.99 is suspiciously cheap, you can upgrade to a premium seller, such as LucyLou, according to Happy Mag. She sells vagina-scented masks that she has worn inside her panties for at least 24 hours:
“Face mask will be worn inside my panties 24 hours soaking up my aroma! So you can wear the mask secretly smelling me without anyone noticing all day!”
LucyLou will charge more if you request “extra days” for “stinky wear.”
Much to think about. pic.twitter.com/8Er6a0qANY— Billy Ray Cyrus (@billyraycyrus) June 9, 2015
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I love smells so much— one bad hamburger (@itsnotroight) February 15, 2021
For others, a scent can trigger a sense of repulsion or euphoria.
If you don’t want to sniff scented masks, I won’t judge you. Keep your options open if you want to smell something good. I recommend non-woke items such as flowers, potpourri, perfume, cologne, air fresheners, grandma’s cooking or a walk outdoors.
https://t.co/1g9uMsxSTZ— Huff Daddy (@dopefromie) February 9, 2021
Biden just loves sniffing lil kids
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