10 satirical reasons to become a cop
Have you considered becoming a police officer? Here are some motivators that may help with your decision.
10 satirical reasons to become a cop:
- You get to work weekends, holidays and graveyard.
- Opponents respect you more than you’ll ever know.
- Maintaining a healthy diet is a piece of cake.
- Sleep comes easy since the job is stress free.
- You get to see humanity at their best.
- The pay and benefits are second to none.
- Bosses tend to be hands-off allowing you freedom to be yourself.
- The media will write glowing reports about your work.
- Politics never enter the work environment.
- You get a front row seat to fights around town.
So what do you say, are you ready to become a cop?