10 satirical reasons to become a cop

Have you considered becoming a police officer? Here are some motivators that may help with your decision.

10 satirical reasons to become a cop:
  1. You get to work weekends, holidays and graveyard.
  2. Opponents respect you more than you’ll ever know.
  3. Maintaining a healthy diet is a piece of cake.
  4. Sleep comes easy since the job is stress free.
  5. You get to see humanity at their best.
  6. The pay and benefits are second to none.
  7. Bosses tend to be hands-off allowing you freedom to be yourself.
  8. The media will write glowing reports about your work.
  9. Politics never enter the work environment.
  10. You get a front row seat to fights around town.

So what do you say, are you ready to become a cop?

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